A human came out of a human because a human came in a human.
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why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”
like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety
“attention readers: no homo”
just guys being pals
Historical figure: hey i want this dudes lips to touch my lips bcs he is my soul and my life
Historian: I’m sure there’s a very heterosexual explanation for this, honest
THIS SOUNDS EVEN GAYER IN POLISH BTW
HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS
CHOPIN WAS NOT STRAIGHT
